Case 01
The Case of the Accidental Stand
I was building my latest LEGO.
The one Grandma gave me.
I was missing a piece. Just one. The last one.
So I stood up.
Then someone said, “Are you okay?”
Warning #1: I was not in pajamas.
Warning #2: No LEGO pieces anywhere.
I looked around.
Desks. Books. A teacher reading aloud.
Oh.
I was not at home,
and that wasn't my LEGO.
I was in class. Standing. In front of everybody.
I had been daydreaming.
I said, “I need to go to the restroom.”
Case solved.
My brain left the classroom. My body followed.